Wow. I’m 55! Yeah, 55! I can’t believe it! It’s like, one day you’re 26 getting drunk every night, eating junk food at Taco Bell at 3AM and waking up with a hangover! And then, BAM! You’re 55, getting drunk every night, eating junk food at Ebeneezer’s at 3AM and waking up with a hangover!

I’m 55, and I’ve been married for 16 years!! I’m starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel!!!! And my wife behind me slightly pushing me towards it.

I’m 55! I can’t even look at a 20 something woman with nice cleavage without curling up in fetal position and weeping. By the way, I’m banned from Hooters for that.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s