The Japanese have amazing sex robots. There’s a new one. You can set it to RESIST!!!

The most polite, well dressed, reserved people on the planet want a RESIST setting!

Then It occurred to me! Perhaps they’re sooooo polite that they want to think their having sex with their wife!!!

You know? Stay away. You’re gross. Stop. Please. Stop.

Clever people!


I need stronger support from my team! Men that can represent me. So please welcome to my administration Vincent Scaramucci, Frank Manganana, Tony Tuttelini, Carmine Ragastini, Alfredo Tagliatucci and Bobby “Quick Trigger” Piscaponi!

You can’t make this stuff up!

After a huge Dim Sum lunch, I was walking back to my office with a colleague!

He said to me “Well, Anthony, you look very………………….. healthy! And you know, research shows that “thin” people are more at risk of illness than overweight people!”

Well, thank you! I will keep that in mind! You’re so kind for sharing!!!

White House Press Release:

“Brain cancer. Loser. What a weak, loser! I prefer people who don’t get brain cancer! Sorry. First class loser! Weak. Loser!”

Mr. McCain. Stay strong. He’s not even worthy to shine your shoes!


Sometimes, if I’m going someplace that’s close, but too far for me to want to walk, I take a taxi to a location further away. Get out, then get a taxi back to where I want to go.

Why? Because I’m American!