Help!!!

Friends and family in Hong Kong! I need your help! This madman has been seen walking the streets of Hong Kong and in the evenings murdering any audience member that gets in his way! Come to the TakeOut Comedy Club, this Friday, 30th November at 9PM for more laughter! I mean details!

Oh, Pete Grella, Mahesh Mansigani, Jameson Gong and yours truly will also be spreading the laughter!

Keep laughing, people!

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My Italian grandmother thought food could cure anything.

One time I said, "Grandma, meatballs cannot cure cancer."

She said, "Of course not, that's what sausage and peppers are for! Sei stupido!"

Well, crossing things off your bucket list sometimes calls for crazy decisions! I will fly to New York for 72 hours to attend my induction into The Friars Club!

This year they also elected Bette Midler, William Baldwin and Fran Drescher as members and they are invited to the dinner and ceremony! If I get to meet Bette Midler, I can tick off another thing from my bucket list!

And I will also see my amazing sister, Karen Rose Solimini as well as my cousins from New York, James Nawoichyk and Marie Bauer! They’re both Yankees fans, but, well l, they can’t be perfect! I still love them!

I will be in town form the 10th to the 13th September staying at The Carvi Hotel just a five minute walk to The Friars Club.

Will be free the 11th if anyone is in the city!

Keep laughing, people!

I love living in Hong Kong! My friends always ask me “Was it a culture shock moving from the USA to Hong Kong?”

Not really! They actually have a lot in common. Both are economic and financial hubs; both have a large English speaking population! And. And. Both kicked out the British!

Keep laughing, people!

Last week, Uber launched UberKittens! You can call and have a kitten delivered to play with for an hour!

Next week they launch it in China! But it will be called Uber Eats!

I’m here all week folks!!! Stop by and say hello!!!